With so much attention with John McCain and Barack Obama, let’s chat about their wives…

Michelle Obama gives off the impression that she’s a poised and intelligent woman, one who persevered through hard times and a South Chicago upbringing to become a successful and powerful woman.

Old Cindy McCain, a.ka. so much plastic surgery she damn-near looks like Joan Rivers, comes from a beer dynasty.  Ummmm, well if that doesn’t demand respect, I’m not sure what does.  Oh, maybe the fact that she has, oh how many properties… hmmm, I’ll check with my people and get back to you on that one.

And Lady McCain is the ultimate hovercraft.  Besides when McCain is required to be the lone maverick, she is always by his side… hovering, staring wide-eyed, so much plastic surgery that she is incapable of having an expression.

Is she afraid John’s going to ditch her for Palin… much like he ditched his first wife after she was in a car accident for Cindy?  Is she concerned he might keel over and she’d like to be there to help, or has she invested so much time and money in distorting her face and dying her hair that she’d like some air time?

I’VE GOT IT! Not only should we have first-lady debates… we should have first-lady wrestling.  I would love nothing more than to see Michelle Obama and Cindy duke it out… no rules, no time limits.  Michelle Obama would manage to take her out and still look classy doing it. 

Anyone else agree that Lady McCain just might be creepier and more maniacal than John himself??